customer-patient

In the U.S.A., a person seeking non-emergency medical service must first provide proof of insurance and pay money before being examined by medical personnel.

Customer-patient: Help, I've chainsawed my fingers off!

Register Operator/Triage Representative: That'll be 50 bucks.

by Jojo Kimberly July 19, 2017

Custard starfish

When a male ejaculates on an asshole

I pulled out gave her a custard starfish

by w( . Y . )dy May 17, 2018

customership

The act of being a customer.

It’s wasn’t a matter of poor service, it was poor customership.

by markymark07 June 17, 2018

Custard bum

A semen filled asshole.

Jason why does you're fart smell like cum, you little custard bum

by Pandaboii420 February 26, 2018

custard sandwich

The use of pre-ejaculative fluid for lubrication in preparation for anal sex

Since you were too cheap to buy me dinner at least give me a custard sandwich.

by Super Steve May 12, 2018

Customer Service Call

Try to start and finish masturbating before the customer service rep answers the call. Owing to the "extremely high call volume." Said company is experiencing.

I was on a customer service call yesterday. Finished 2x before the lady answered the call.

by Thesexyasian June 11, 2019

custler

1. A person who gets high off the drugs he/she is supposed to sell.

2. A person who pretends to be a drug dealer but is really a drug user who sells some on the side to maintain the habit.

3. A person who gets high off his own supply

Combination of the words custy & hustler .. Custy + hustler = custler .

Custy means crack head or coke head. Comes from the word customer.

Submitted by @mac_fou

I though he was a real hustler but he is just a custler.

Nah he aint stacking money he a custler

by Mac fou July 24, 2019