Bro 1: “Dude, you’re not gonna believe it, I had sex last night.”
Bro 2: “Oh hell yeah dude that’s clump!!”
Bro 2: “Oh hell yeah dude that’s clump!!”
by astridiot July 24, 2025
Get the Clump mug.i heard maximilian is such a cump because he gets hard from watching his best friend get hard from watching his girlfriend and grandfather fuck
by cumpdaddy October 2, 2025
Get the cump mug.The act of mixing a load of sperm and Orange Fanta into an ice mold, freezing it for exactly 13 hours, 28 minutes, and 13 seconds, then then forcing the homemade creamsicle into the asshole of a Culpeper resident, then drinking it straight from the anus. It is considered rude to not finish the drink in its entirety.
Gert: yo, I gave Shanika a Culpeper Creamsicle during 3rd block yesterday
Michael: Can you give me one gang
Gert: Of course my nigga
Michael: Can you give me one gang
Gert: Of course my nigga
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Get the Culpeper Creamsicle mug.The act of mixing a load of sperm and Orange Fanta into an ice mold, freezing it for exactly 13 hours, 28 minutes, and 13 seconds, then then forcing the homemade creamsicle into the asshole of a Culpeper resident, then drinking it straight from the anus. It is considered rude to not finish the drink in its entirety.
Gert: yo, I gave Shanika a Culpeper Creamsicle during 3rd block yesterday
Michael: Can you give me one gang
Gert: Of course my nigga
Michael: Can you give me one gang
Gert: Of course my nigga
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Get the Cumpacity mug.A cum stain left by a sex partner on the bedsheet next to your pillow which, when gazed upon, provides companionship during lonely nights.
When I went to bed and put my head on my pillow I smiled when I saw my cumpanion - a cum stain left on my fitted bedsheet by a guy I hooked up with - and felt for a moment that I wasn't really alone after all. But my smile faded and I soon shed a tear because after I wash my sheets my cumpanion will be gone.
by Velvet Tongue January 3, 2026
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I enjoy the cumpanionship of the big crusty cum stain left by the hot guy I hooked up with last week. I may not wash my sheets for a while because I don't have a boyfriend and don't want to lose my cumpanion.
by Velvet Tongue January 3, 2026
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