A person who deliberately places themselves in unfavorable circumstances seeking approval from others. Also referred to as a Pitbull, Dumbass, or Lap dog.
Did you see David’s blew up that guys house because Marc told him to?
Yeah.. he’s a crash dummy of course he would.
Yeah.. he’s a crash dummy of course he would.
by thereallllest May 11, 2024

A party game where two guys touch urethras and cum at the exact same time, and if any cum gets on the floor, the guys have to lick it up.
by branmanfan52 February 3, 2025

by Arnie Grape June 9, 2021

by Proclus_Plato August 18, 2019

Making an erroneous claim that you’ve lost your job when in reality you got pussy whipped by a flight attendant.
After your football team loses...
How’d those Cowgirls do tonight?
Fuck y’all, I’m busting a Crash for the next 24 hours! Peas!
How’d those Cowgirls do tonight?
Fuck y’all, I’m busting a Crash for the next 24 hours! Peas!
by kumoniwannalayu October 7, 2018

by big cockalopolis February 2, 2009
