crap on toast

It,s related to the what u can,t believe oh what u gotta shock about it

Crap on toast
Did we miss the meeting?!

by Dr Defender August 10, 2017

crap yourself

When you're afraid of something out of sudden
Take this example:
One of my friend and I were walking along the street when a cat jumped out of garbage and we did crap ourself.

I shot a cat that did crap itself.
I'll show you a movie that I'm pretty sure you're gonna crap yourself, honey.

by Unique H2 May 17, 2018

Crap Dingle

Dingles of crap. Left behind despite 4-5 wipes with toilet paper. Usual problem with hairy arses.

I was humping her in the missionary position but I couldn't cum, I kept losing my erection. So I asked her to turn over so I could do it doggie style, and hold the base of my shaft. She put her head down on her crossed arms, and her ass up, but then I could smell her crap dingles too well !

by Jake February 1, 2004

crap ass

to say something sucks

"that's crap ass!"

by Jay April 18, 2003

Crap Slap

When you go into a room and shit into your hand, then run out wildly and slap someone in the face while the shit is in your hand.

Wow! Nick sure did get Chase with that Crap Slap.

by Mooneyham April 17, 2006

crap nugget

hence a nugget full of crap.

hence Adrielle's (who is a sketchgasm) face is a crap nugget hence her face is a nugget full of crap.

by Olivia S. January 22, 2008

crap chute

A chute that carries only crap. No matter what, the only thing coming out of that chute is crap. Used to describe a situation which can only result it a crappy outcome.

Bringing a knife to a gunfight is a crap chute

by porschefish October 31, 2010