A great guy with a MASSIVE COCK.
Person: How big are you? Approximately.
Cain: Like 16-17". At least 16".
Person: Niiice. I've asked you before and you just danced around the question like a ballet pro.
Cain: Well I'm more honest now.
Cain: Like 16-17". At least 16".
Person: Niiice. I've asked you before and you just danced around the question like a ballet pro.
Cain: Well I'm more honest now.
by canopyjeffers June 18, 2011
Get the cain mug.Legal term used to describe a situation in which a person who seems to be entirely at fault for an event that is punishable by sizable fine and/or jailtime can prove that it was not his or herfault.
Also, whiny, non-responsibility-taking, foolish, last-ditch effort to defer blame.
Also, whiny, non-responsibility-taking, foolish, last-ditch effort to defer blame.
by amc December 1, 2004
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by Propecia Jones October 31, 2011
Get the Herman Cain mug.1. A "Chain Texter" is a person who can NOT stop texting. They text in the bathroom, the bedroom, the car while driving the wrong way down a One-way street, anywhere they have a phone signal they text text text.
2. It's basically the same thing as being a Chain Smoker; but they don't have patches for Chain Texters - that's what "Dead Zones" are, patches to a chain texter LOL! TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT (stretch and crack their fingers) TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT!
3. A Chain Texter goes NUTS when they cannot send or receive a/any text message(s).
4. Sometimes it's the iggit in front of you at a light who is more into the texting than s/he is into paying attention to driving and being safe; thus causing road rage with others (as if the Chain Texter is innocent). Causing vehicle accidents - trees do not text, they are ANTI-Chain Texters!
Chain texters cause our car insurance rates to go up, and laws to change b/c of their own stupidity that creates vehicle accidents, near calls, or near misses. Therefore we the NON-Chain texters have to pay more for our insurance rates b/c of the lamers thinking that there vehicle isn't a locomotive means, but that it is a Text-o-motive means to get from here to there.
2. It's basically the same thing as being a Chain Smoker; but they don't have patches for Chain Texters - that's what "Dead Zones" are, patches to a chain texter LOL! TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT (stretch and crack their fingers) TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT!
3. A Chain Texter goes NUTS when they cannot send or receive a/any text message(s).
4. Sometimes it's the iggit in front of you at a light who is more into the texting than s/he is into paying attention to driving and being safe; thus causing road rage with others (as if the Chain Texter is innocent). Causing vehicle accidents - trees do not text, they are ANTI-Chain Texters!
Chain texters cause our car insurance rates to go up, and laws to change b/c of their own stupidity that creates vehicle accidents, near calls, or near misses. Therefore we the NON-Chain texters have to pay more for our insurance rates b/c of the lamers thinking that there vehicle isn't a locomotive means, but that it is a Text-o-motive means to get from here to there.
1. Look around the next time you are out and about, see who is and is not texting.
2. You may know or BE a Chain Texter; but where is Chain Texters Anonymous? Is it really that important, seductive, or addictive? Come on, put the darn cell phone down for an hour; you will NOT die!
2. You may know or BE a Chain Texter; but where is Chain Texters Anonymous? Is it really that important, seductive, or addictive? Come on, put the darn cell phone down for an hour; you will NOT die!
by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
Get the Chain Texter mug.The act of drinking one self into a awe inspiring state of drunkness. To party hard or not party at all mentality. This word describes the process in which you drunk yourself shitfaced during a night out on a Thursday. After which you wake up to find a ton of gaping holes in ones memory and possibly one or two midgets tired up in ones bed. A truly awesome night out.
"Shit dude, lost my wallet, keys and my phone last night. I got a batman sign shaved on my chest and nipple- piercing. Plus I got 2 numbers on my stomach written in permanentmarker. One is a children adopting agency and the other was a chinese family that when i told them my name would not stop screaming. And by the looks of my neighbors im pretty sure im wanted by the cops. What a Carina thursday!"
by Skinkelynet_32 September 5, 2011
Get the Carina thursday mug.A very cute boy in my grade who is straight and adorable. He runs xc which is DEFINITELY NOT A GAY SPORT. He loves girls and once again is sooooooooooo hot. I think that everyone in the grade likes him because how could you not he is the coolest guy I have ever met because I JUST LOVE AND ADORE HIM. I LOVE CAINAN!
by The Painter Bob Ross November 24, 2019
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N. The drippings that localize from the rear quarter of the male.
N. The moistness between the teeth and the upper lip usually consisting of ape semen.
N. The drippings that localize from the rear quarter of the male.
N. The moistness between the teeth and the upper lip usually consisting of ape semen.
Please do not drink the Plain Cain Champagne, you will most likely lose a limb.
The young man in his excitement blathered fluid everywhere, and the waitress proclaimed, "Get away everyone, that Plain Cain Champagne has a 38.2% of impregnating you!"
The young man in his excitement blathered fluid everywhere, and the waitress proclaimed, "Get away everyone, that Plain Cain Champagne has a 38.2% of impregnating you!"
by Cory Strawbridge April 1, 2005
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