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Cleanstigator

An item that you lose that causes you to organize your entire house just to find it.
When I started looking for my cellphone I had no idea that it would turn out to be a cleanstigator; I even bought a label maker.
by AverageJeff September 30, 2009
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clear as beer

Random Student 1: Do you remember the directions for tonight's homework?

Random Student 2: No, man, Mrs. Kindall's directions were clear as beer.
by ZeroApostle4Ever August 27, 2010
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clearcoat

when your dog licks your cats butt
yo stop watching my dog while he clearcoats my cat, thats just weird.
by johnjanejingle8899 September 10, 2011
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sorta clear headed

Innocent, never will surrender, used as an expression in an email not to be taken as "surrender"
by Gus Neave August 27, 2006
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Bank cleansing

Where one or more people who are probably anarchist or communist ect. go into a bank and shoot dead every single employee in it. As an attack on the capitalist ecomomy.
Did you hear about that bank cleansing in the news?
by Deep blue 2012 June 18, 2010
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Facebook Cleansing

When your Newsfeed is spammed with duck faces, horse shit, and anal turd you don't care about from random motherfuckers you want to stab in the face, you commence the act of facebook cleansing. Inspired by Hitler himself, you create a list of individuals you wish to kill and a list of individuals who irritate you to an intolerable degree. Then you go to each one of these individuals walls, leave them the sincere, heartfelt message of "fuck you" and proceed to defriend them. After you have gone through your entire list of victims, you are left with close friends, funny douchebags, random hot chicks you stalk from time to time, and NO annoying, urine gargling, feces eating, child molesting, snot chewing, ass licking, piss drinking, vomit spitting, duck-faced, irritating shitbags you were stupid enough to add in the first place.

And through Facebook Cleansing, you can once again use facebook with leisure.
These motherfucking duck-faced bitches are starting to make me release anal fluids against my will. I'm going to do some facebook cleansing and then burn them alive.
by Boywithadick July 29, 2012
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palette cleanser

When you have bad sex with someone and have to find someone else hot to sleep with to get the bad sex out of your memory.
I slept with Jim/Jane this weekend, it was so bad now I need a palette cleanser.
by crumich17 February 23, 2017
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