clanuss

Pronounced: Clay-nus

A Clanuss or clowns anus is a person who gets people to laugh after showing upmost stupidity, incompetence and lack of common sense when preforming seemingly simple tasks.

“Joe is such a clanuss I pissed my pants laughing watching him struggle to screw in a light bulb”

by anonymous August 16, 2024

[claused]

falling off a bicycle at high speed and losing the vast majority of your teeth in the incident, thus making you the object of ridicule, and possibly desire amongst fellow toothless citizens. Applies specifically to the Dutch.

"Awww man, Bill fell off his bike and lost all his teeth after getting smacked by a car!"

"Shit, he got claused real bad!"

by Snazzzzz October 6, 2008

clauseperising

To gang up on, tackle, and/or otherwise terrorize a person by closing in on their personal space in an undesired way.

You damned kids! Quit clauseperising ME!

by eaterofvegans November 11, 2010

Claustrophonic

A state at which one feels confined aurally.

Being confined by sound either due to illness, size of the room, acoustics or loud noises.

"The room was small and claustrophonic."

"While I was voicing in studio, it became claustrophonic due to my allergies."

"She wouldn't stop screaming and I became claustrophonic."

"This theatre is a bit claustrophonic."

by Daphne Lanolin January 19, 2011

claustragoraphobia

abnormal fear of both open and closed spaces.

There are three children: one has claustrophobia, the other has agoraphobia and still the other has both claustrophobia and agoraphobia, a condition known as claustragoraphobia.

by uttam maharjan October 19, 2011

Canus

The art of inserting a cactus into one's anus.

I hated this nub so much I wanted to canus him.

by Flavid December 3, 2011

Claustrophoebeic

When you feel smothered and/or anxious in/or around the presence of Phoebe.

Break up speech: I can't do this anymore, I just feel so Claustrophoebeic!

by macandcheeeeeeeeeese September 4, 2011