chav

annoying idiots who think they're really cool and intimidating, but just look like knobheads. they like to refer to their friends as dickheads. females are typically very orange, after using too much fake tan. the fake tan will also be very splotchy. massive hoops are a major must have. males wear grey trakkies with manky spray that they think smells really good, but it really doesnt. all chavs like to wear socks and sliders. they hang around McDonalds, and are most likely to be shouting and swearing all the time.

chav: oioi dickhead!
person 1: who tf is that
person 2: just the chavs over the road.
person 1: they look like knobheads
person 2: chavs are so annyoing

by imnotatory January 13, 2020

Chav

A British (mostly consisting of England, of course) lad who ironically can not pronounce 'Isn't it' without sounding like a southern US citizen. These subspecies of humans can be found prancing around any McDonald's fast food resturaunt, Tesco, Mothers basement in the UK. These subspecies like to wear black track jackets and trousers with white stripes on the front and back, with their trousers tucked in their socks, with white sketchers or some shit on, and typically a buzzcut style haircut. These subspecies act like they're townies from Bully, pretend to be some sort of tall ass thug, but in reality they're laughably lanky and short, so it makes them act like the same way Donald Trump pretends to not be racist.

Chav:
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Need I say more?

by Renderix September 12, 2015

chav

an annoying rude and obnoxious british person who can’t speak properly

u: you are a chav

chav: NO IM FUCKIN NIT STOP STARIN AT ME THAT WELL ‘NNOYIN BRUV

by mrpeetatohead October 26, 2019

Chav

A typical young person under the age of 21. Thinks they're the best in the world.

Nathan is a chav. Traffic cones are chavs. Tarmac are chav . Codes are chavs. Mr Morgan is a chav.

by Kyro '02 August 2, 2016

chav

“Someone with an exceedingly gorgeous external appearance, with a heart of gold, sweet as can be forgiving nature, whos eyes sparkle, and whos smile lights up a room, something that leaves you in awe and wonder reminding you of pure and utter perfection.”

livelaughinspiringchav

by Lady_QUEEN June 1, 2020

Chav

Nuneaton

"Everyone in this town (nuneaton) is a fucking chav" ~me

by Ihatemylifegetmeouttahere January 3, 2019

chav-not

Chav cut off from the social after conviction for theft or looting; alt: chav who can't afford the cell phone bill, but carries one anyway about pretending to talk to his non-existent crew.

He's only come out of the courthouse with his mum at his side; the lad's a fookin chav-not.

by owngoal October 17, 2011