Callum Thomas

A simp for any girl named Ria

Stop being a Callum Thomas for that girl

by Blaine8676 October 12, 2020

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Callum

Callum is God's gift.
Any woman lucky enough to have him inside of them should feel amazed.
He also has very good balance.

Callum is the best at balancing

by Godgift124 September 10, 2020

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Callum Bridgers

A little bitch-boy. The epitome of a bitch-boy

Tyler is being so fucking annoying. He's being a Callum Bridgers.

by OMG YOUR COCK IS SO GIRTHY AND September 7, 2021

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The best human alive. He knows how to treat a woman like no other, He has a taper haircut, the most beautiful brown eyes, diamond earrings, the PHATTEST juicy lips (and a fat bum) and a cute nose. He dresses better than anyone and he lives in a box that is always quite manly but for some reason feels like home. he always makes sure you and eat feeds you and cares for everyone. don't get me started on the d game. he's got cool friends even though he spends all weekends are the one he loves. He likes playing basketball, buying new clothes, shoes, bubble tea, food always, sleeping hella long and likes going on dates. Nobody hates him. he also has a pet named morris.

you heard of that man that is said to be a goldfish and has a taper haircut?
yeah it's channyfanny aka callum aka cal

by jesus'sjuul May 24, 2022

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callum

Someone that has a crush on fictional characters who are below the age of consent (>16). Characters include Bambi and Anais (Amazing World of Gumball)

"is that callum?!"
"yeah bro thats the minor lover"

by orbiixt January 23, 2024

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