Braiden

An insult focusing on someone that is moody and keeps on faking everything. It's also used to notify someone that they are ruining good songs by never shutting up about them.

Person 1: Why is he so moody today?
Person 2: Because he's being a Braiden.

Example II:

Person 1: Oh god, he managed to ruin the new album.
Person 2: How did he do that?
Person 1: He kept on going on and on and on about it. Eventually I just felt a tremendous hatred for the music.
Person 2: That's because he's being a Braiden.

by Stewie with the bowl August 30, 2011

brainsicle

A condition in which two large testicles replace the right and left hemispheres of the human brain.

Dude A: Bro, johnny just jumped from the roof into the swimming pool with his bike, what a tard.

Dude B: No dude, that kid's got brainsicles.

by jrodp27755 August 3, 2010

Brainsoap

A clever product thought up by two rather stunning Canadian girls that allows one to wash harsh images and thoughts out of one's mind.

Girl 1: Hahah, what if your boyfriend wore a leotard?

Girl 2: NO. NO. NO. GET THE BRAINSOAP NOW! AHHHHHHH IT BURNSSSSSSSS.

by awesomecanadians February 18, 2011

Mexican Braid

When you braid your asshole hair and shove it up your own ass.

I cheated on my girlfriend so she made me get a mexican braid! It hurt my rectum!

by Pezzz, Deezzz June 9, 2010

French braid

The word white girls use instead of cornrows

“French braids aren’t cornrows obviously”

by Caribbean Queen November 12, 2018

ass hair braider

-Insult- One who likes to braid their own ass hair or braids anothers ass hair.

Yo motherfucker your an ass hair braider

by Serial March 11, 2004

braiden

a fat fucking sod who lumps around the house on his fat ass legs eating his bloody fucking lightly salted crisps, probably plays borderlands and halo, and can’t even afford his own shit

mark: oh are you talking to braiden again?
hank: yeah, he’s such a fucking slob mate.

by infamouslounge September 10, 2019