turbo boner

A person that has a such a gnar erection that nothing can make it go away

dude i cant get up...some one will see my turb0 b0ner

by waaaaaaah January 27, 2005

urinary boner

Perhaps the worst of all boners, this boner occurs when one really has to piss. It normally appears during what was originally an uneventful walk to class, or whilst playing a friendly game of Parcheesi with some bomb-ass broads. Only goes away after relieving oneself...

Control your fluid intake, you idiot. No one wants one of these bad boys to pop up in the middle of nowhere.

"Dude you ready to go now?"

"Can't brah; I've got a raging boner of the urinary variety.

"A urinary boner?!? I understand..."

by Kutcher March 26, 2009

Lady Boner

A word used when a girl gets turned on by something-(brooke burke)

that guy just gave me a lady boner

by brooke burke10 December 27, 2018

Boner Day

The first day of the year in which the weather is nice enough for girls to wear shorts/skirts and show some skin; particularly celebrated on a college campus.

Meghan's cleavage had been hibernating for the winter. It was not until Boner Day that I got to see her voluminous rack.

by The Nightman April 16, 2009

boner-face

The face one makes when they have what they think to be a great idea and get very excited. Similar to the face made when popping a boner.

Matt had such a boner-face when he talked about his idea to spend spring break in Cancun.

by Broin' out April 1, 2011

Nerd Boner

achieving a boner from the gain of knowledge that has no sexual content

DUDE! I was watching Ancient Aliens on the History Channel and got a nerd boner

by Tehpirate November 11, 2009

whistle-blower

A concious, responsible citizen, who reports about the commited crime to the court or procuracy.
Someone, who initiates an investigation, law-enforcement agencies' information provider

Many acts of corruption are discovered thanks to denouncements from whistleblowers. However, frequently whistleblowers suffer retaliations.

by Bellechka October 28, 2004