National Blowjob Day

Support your man for everything she has done for you on National Blow Job day occurs on June 9th. You give your man a nice blowjob with much love.

"Yo how's your june 9"
"Good since I got head from my girlfrined for national blowjob day"

National Blowjob Day by Dick and alcohol lover May 13, 2017

smoky blowjob 

When a woman is giving a man a blowjob, she lights a cigarette, takes a deep inhale off of it, shoves the mans cock deep into her mouth and exhales smoke all over his cock.

Baby, light a cigarette and give me a smoky blowjob.

My wife gives the best smoky blowjobs.

smoky blowjob by B.S.S. January 10, 2007

unwritten blowjob rule 

The rule that a man must warn a woman when he is about to ejaculate during a blowjob, so the woman has proper time to get away from the ensuing explosion of man juices. Many men do not follow this rule, prefering to make their partners suffer the onslaught of being choked by their thick, ejaculatory fluids. A common misconception is that the majority of women enjoy being drowned in semen. Although some actually do, many do not, and instead will either allow the fluids to be released on their faces, or they will revert to the handjob position and finish the job in a more comfortable, safe area.

"Everytime Jane gives me a blowjob, she reminds me kindly of the unwritten blowjob rule and then proceeds to get a safe distance away from my cumshot. Sometimes when I am lucky, she lets the cumshot hit her in her face."

unwritten blowjob rule by rawevillivewar August 31, 2006

Poprock-Blowjob

It's the new trend with the scene couples. HE buys a bag of poprocks and gives it to HER who gets to suck his dick with a candy coating. Sweet for her, and one of the greatest sexual experiences for a man.

Trish gave me a poprock-blowjob

Poprock-Blowjob by sixtysixpixistix May 26, 2008

Blowjob Voice 

The condition after one receives after excessive amounts of oral sex i.e. blowjobs and/or the aftermath from an intense deep throat and in this effect the voice become inflamed, raspy, and mild to severe soreness.

My girl couldn't talk the following day due to a Blowjob Voice.

Blowjob Voice by DarkAngel89 January 11, 2016

prison blowjob

A blowjob where the giver has no teeth, possibly because they were knocked out in an unfortunate curbing incident.
Usually given inside a government correctional facility, may be either at the state or federal level.

Hey dirtbag, why don't you learn a real skill like giving a prison blowjob

prison blowjob by Jeff Skilling March 2, 2010

Splooge Drenched Blowjob Queen 

1. A South Park musical intended to get woman to want to give head.

2. A complete and total cum slut (men and women).

1- That cumdumpster over there is the splooge drenched blowjob queen from 'Drencher Quick Lee'

2 - Greg reigns as supreme splooge drenched blowjob queen of the gay bar.

Splooge Drenched Blowjob Queen by darth.nerdus February 10, 2012