man blessing

The act of a man, being a specimen of an extremely high grade of human genetics, bestowing his procreational seed upon a female.

Look at him. He is strong and sexy, he is incredible at Jeopardy, he can dunk a basketball, he is a pilot, and he just founded a software company. I would do anything for him to give me his man blessing.

by aJayBoulder July 2, 2008

abundantly blessed day

Meaning when you have moved on from your marriage and start a double life with someone that will use drugs with you and get high in large groups of crack heads

I am going to smoke crack you have a abundantly blessed day,like GOD don't see them smoking crack

by anonymous September 20, 2020

Good morning God Bless

Eating breakfast whilst taking a shit.

What are you doing in the bathroom? Good morning god bless.

by DefinitelyNotCross May 23, 2018

BlessedSeal

The youtuber who got popular on YouTube on September and who does r5reloaded for fun. Good seal and also very smart.

BlessedSeal is stupid, also ignore what BlessedSeal says

by Blessedseal December 19, 2021

blessid

basically it's a way of saying "what is that" and it is said like {BLE(h)-SIDD}

blessid what's that about?!?!?!?

by omgn March 13, 2008

Blessing of the beef

To allow someone the privilege of partaking of your genitalia. Where beef = dick and blessing = gracing one with the dick thereof.

1. yo man I heard Stacey's mom's been dying for that shaft, you gonna bless her with the beef?

2. doe on the real man I gotta give my blessing soon. The blessing of the beef that is.

by Doctor Boner November 5, 2012

Bless The Mic

A euphemism used to describe falletio (sp).

Guy: Why don't you hook me up and bless the mic?
Girl: Sure (slurp, slurp)

by Moses Djoser October 3, 2011