Cheetos Throw Blanket

The act of throwing collected Cheetos dust on a blanket and 2 people roll around in it. They then proceed to lick it all off while still on the blanket.

“It took a long time to finish doing a Cheetos Throw Blanket”

by Delaginger February 25, 2021

Miggs in a Blanket

Taylor Ham (pork roll) and peanut butter on a kaiser roll.

That fat f*** ordered ham and peanut butter for breakfast, he calls it Miggs in a Blanket.

by anonymous August 17, 2021

Pig in a blanket

An undercover cop

Let’s bounce, I’m pretty sure there’s a pig in a blanket here.

by Bridget Awesome December 25, 2021

well, wrap my dick in a blanket

An expression of surprise and disbelief. similar to "well, I'll be" or "I've seen it all"..... but with more dick

So, you're telling me that you are a doctor AND a lawyer!? Well, wrap my dick in a blanket! What a story!

by Chicken Chicken Pumpernickle December 9, 2016

blakey

One who likes to have hott, sweaty, DIRTY ANIMAL SEX; (preferably with WEASEL'S) while drinking ORANGE MOCHA FRAPUCCINO'S. After having ANIMAL SEX, he likes to "PUSH" them to their sure death at the gas station as a STAR. And then he becomes their EUGUGALIZER.

That Harris kid is such a Blakey.

by ...SpAZBo™..? December 14, 2008

Yellow Blanket

When someone sits or lays on another person and then pisses themselves, getting piss all over the person they are sitting/laying on top of. Although in order to do this, you must piss in your own pants, the hilarity of it far surpasses the grossness of it.

Chris made some joke about Jackson, so Jackson sat on chris and gave him a Yellow Blanket. Chris would have been mad, but he was laughing too hard.

by SaMo Chron Smoker September 30, 2009

Breakup Blanket

When someone takes out their anger on their ex-boyfriend by fucking a good friend of his on the blanket he left at their house and then returns it with a big puddle.

Boy was he pissed of when she gave him the breakup blanket back. He didn't know what to do!

by Srathraz November 24, 2009