Blender

An analogical term used to reference a symbolic "blender" that contains multiple "fruits". The "blender" symbolizes a theoretical pool of love while the fruits represent a person's multiple (or singular) love interests. The blender is a mixture of the different love-interests, whether they be real love or simply a vague attraction/crush, that a person might have. Often used when describing a complicated or frustrated love-life.

1. Who's in your blender?

2. I have several different fruits in my blender.

3. Elaine, Patricia, Jean, and Sarah were all in Dan's blender.

4. Girl: I have a pineapple, a mango, and a banana in my blender.
Friend: Oh really? Who's who?
Girl: The pineapple is Joe, the mango is Nolan, and the banana is Marcos.

by ThatDizzyLizzie December 22, 2008

Blanderspotchen

When a pregnant woman gets so angry, she has a spontaneous miscarriage. The resulting fetus on the floor is 'blanderspotchen'.

My baby momma got so angry last night that she popped out some blanderspotchen. At least I don't have to take care of another baby.

by Filber Duckbody May 8, 2008

bladerlap

The sound that MSN makes when you get a message...
Also considered a trigger for acute procrastination disorder

"Shit, better get this assignment done... *bladerlap* gah, fk off msn! *bladerlap* *bladerlap* ahhh well... i'll do the assignment later."

by Glaucophane June 27, 2005

blunderbugs

Another term for crabs, an STI characterized by small pubic lice inhabiting ones happy forest down bellow. The "blunder" was having sex with that cheap gas station hooker, and the "bugs" are the little present you get to take home.

Eric: Dude, I was down at the 7-11 yesterday and I met this girl named Destinie

John: And now your dick wont stop itching as though your underwear was suddenly made of steel wool?

Eric: Yeah, how did you...?

John: Blunderbugs, broseph. Go get some good shampoo

by Garblesnarf September 28, 2011

blunderbussing

Trying really hard to find a solution to a problem. Originated from Bloodborne.

*Guy 1 fighting a Hunter in Bloodborne*
Guy 1: This boss is so fucking hard to beat!!
Guy 2: Keep blunderbussing, he's not even a boss.

by danksponge420 April 6, 2015

Bander

(n.) Derived from the word "BandWagon," Bander is a term used to describe someone who is unoriginal, and leaches off of there peoples' ideas in order to "fit in." They can often be described as "a roach," and follow others while doing everything in their power to copy them. Mythologists believe that Bander have never touched the sides of their body, and their arms are at least 8 inches away at all times. Bander also consider themselves "hard" and refuse to wear jackets during cold, rainy days. They can also be described as "a walking closet."

Bander claims that his "grandpapi owns 14 houses." But he doesn't have a jacket.

by Glucker February 17, 2017

Blender Head

When a bitch scrape up yo dick when she giving you head

I can’t hit that her back up she gave some straight blender head

by Dhakrkwu September 4, 2019