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sausage bender

Noun
1. A derogatory slur directed at homosexual men.
2. A woman of loose morals.
3. A party or gathering with a disproportionate amount of men in attendance.
4. A sexual encounter which creates strain on the males phallus.

5. A vagina
1. Walks into a gay bar, "man there sure are a lot of sausage benders in here!"
2. Last weekend me and my boys went down to Vegas and rented a couple of sausage benders.
3. Went to Chris's last night, it was a real sausage bender.
4. We were trying some positions from the Kama sutra last night, it was a real sausage bender.

5. I hooked up with that girl last night, she has a real nice sausage bender
by Sons of Sausage August 9, 2017
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Bender

Someone who’s ankles bend when they play hockey, or they basically just suck at it.
by Slimjimballs69 December 12, 2018
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Bender

To drink an excessive amount / “be bent” , without sleeping for over 24 hours.
Preferably 5-6 days.

- If you tell or flaunt about being on a bender you are automatically so so so so so lonely and need to consider death
1 - “Oi Bree you stupid cunt let’s go onna bender”

2 - “Bro that bender last weekend fucked me up”
by YaDaddysCum January 27, 2019
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Spoke Bender

by Nivekretneprac September 8, 2018
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buffet bender

When a person usually your uncle bends you over the kitchen table and buttfucks you
You: Yeah me uncle did the 'ole buffet bender on me last night

Friend: wtf?
by crusadesraids August 19, 2022
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Tender bender

Whe your having sex as fast as you can and your penis slips out, hitting the taint or the butthole causing it to bend in half.
I was about to cum but it slipped out and I got the worst TENDER BENDER of my life....Also known as the U-LOCK
by Sick Em D August 24, 2022
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gwender bender

gwender bender is the most unique person, she is very obtuse and loves people she loves hitting people, very pretty girl and good with children and very very very nice (no hitting at all)
gwender bender you are very obtuse
by crumpet..eater April 28, 2022
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