sex beard

Facial hair grown by a man when he hits depression and gives up trying to score with the ladies of his type, and he refuses to shave until he actually does get laid. This aids in not only motivating him due to the itchiness, but also lowers his standards to pork any hoebag.

Guy1: Dude, i need to get outta this bar, my neck is itchin the hell out of me...

Guy2: no way man, there's some drunk chicks down the end of the bar. finish your PBR and head down there.

Guy1: i guess so man, they are fat, but i really need to get rid of the sex beard.

by milkacow June 19, 2008

douche beard

A pencil thin beard. Sometimes refered to as "Chin Straps". This beard is often worn by douche bags that wear hats turned 3/4s backwards and drive imported right-hand drive cars in north america.

This Guy: Look at that kid over there, not only is he a right hand douche he is also rocking a douche beard.

That Guy: Wow.

by thatguy?thisguy! March 21, 2009

zit-beard

The cluster formation of pimples -- both white/blackheads and reddish, burnt acne scars that cover the majority of the face in a beard-like pattern.

"woah, did you see T-bor's face yesterday? he must've been heavily into the chocolates and beer cause he's grown a total zit-beard"

by sniffyvon November 10, 2005

Grow A Beard

to perform oral sex upon a female (assuming one is male)

"man, im going home to grow a beard"

"last night I grew the biggest beard"

by Squatdog December 05, 2003

bearded taco

It is a real hairy vagina found on a woman

Damn MK's Bearded Taco has way too much lettuce.

by Kyle The Stud August 09, 2006

chin beard

Same thing as a goatee but bushier and you shave the 'stache.

John is sporting a wicked chin beard these days.

by AMeyers November 19, 2007

skeet beard

A large helping of man sauce generously slathered around the lower portion of a womans face.

Yeah, so I was was bangin this chick and I didn't want to get her pregnant so I pulled out and gave her a skeet beard instead.

by Max. L January 18, 2008