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Florida Baptism

the act of dunking a baby into your dirty storm surge water filled with shit and bacteria to ensure that the baby has a strong immune system
my neighbor held a florida baptism in his backyard yesterday.
by blue waffle house August 31, 2023
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Newfoundland baptism

The act of having sex with a newfie girl in a body of water in Newfoundland, The Ceremony is a Newfie tradition where you receive a CFAs (Come from away's) the prestigious title of honourary Newfoundlanders! Much like The Screech-In
Man! I went on holiday to NFLD and got the ol' Newfoundland baptism!
by Farvtron September 5, 2023
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courtesy (waiter laugh or bartender laugh) laugh

when a waiter or bartender is working in a very loud bar or restaurant and cannot completely hear what the customer is saying but they start to laugh when they thought it was a time to insert laughter.
also known as a courtesy laugh when a customer says something at all remotely funny so you use the waiter laugh or bartender laugh to make the customer think they are funny.
I was table-side when the family was talking to me and I started using my "courtesy (waiter laugh or bartender laugh) laugh" when Mr. Young told the same story he has told 45 times previously.
by dakine mahalo December 2, 2009
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boo boo baptism

When two ghost love each other very much. One ghost shits all over the other ghost face and body cleansing is soul of impurities and replacing it with love.
Tokey: "Hey Bitch, its my birthday next week. I hope youre ready for your Boo Boo Baptism"
Richard:"Yes daddy Tokey thank you for this delicious opportunity"
by FuckYouRichardLickMyBalls August 2, 2019
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Satan’s Baptism

Any time water splashes up from a toilet and lands on any exposed skin.
While I was texting on my phone on the toilet I dropped it between my legs. The water splashed up and I was anointed with Satan’s Baptism.
by SlinkyLink February 28, 2020
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National give Bartek Head Day

28th September - It’s a day when Bartek should get head
Girl 1: Omg its 28 Sempteber already
Girl 2: National give Bartek head Day! ’m going to give Bartek Head
by Bartek34256 September 28, 2022
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12 Gauge Baptism

When someone is under the influence of so many demons, that the only way to save them is taking them out of their misery.
“Dude, did you hear about that kid who was possessed with 75 demons? They had to give his ass a 12 Gauge Baptism."

"that's fucked, man."
by Thiccimus Prime January 25, 2023
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