A baby who holds all the secrets about triangles, often times used by NASA. Unfortunately no one cares about triangles because they are not round. He was therefore cast into the ocean for all of eternity.
I drove my car to NASA where all the astronauts were takin the SAT's then I ran into the room and shouted "bad news space men, god is real and math is for lunatics. I'm going to throw the trigonometry baby into the ocean"
by ButterTheMob July 29, 2019
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tiny voice "Ashhpplzz! *snif* Anybody got a mic? Helloo? *koff* *koff* Anyone got a mic? Nobody? *snif*"
older voice "Aww, another one of these COVID babies. I knew you were a sweat."
older voice "Aww, another one of these COVID babies. I knew you were a sweat."
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Get the baby gutter mug.When a baby is conceived by semen picked up off of the carpet. Often done by the "scooting method" where the male ejaculates onto the carpet and then the female scoots her vagina across the semen-covered area.
Ethan's insecurities arose upon the discovery that he himself was a carpet baby.
Oooo that boy is so fine I’d have his carpet babies!
Oooo that boy is so fine I’d have his carpet babies!
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