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Awkward Walrus

the weird spot in your bed that you never sleep in.
dude, you totally took up Awkward Walrus space last night.
by cashoo November 29, 2009
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awkward pirate

The awkward gesture used when your in a group of people talking about an outside party and the person being talked about comes into the conversation OR hears you talking about them.

Raise one hand over your eye and the other into a hook shape with your finger.
"DUDE, Jessica is such a slut! She tried to.."
::jessica walks in::..
::awkward pirate::
by smokethaherb September 1, 2009
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awkward party

1. a party that is exceedingly uncomfortable

2. when you tell a story and everyone has already heard it before and no one reacts
"Man, this 1812 themed party is so awkward party."

"Did I tell you about the restaurant reservation thing?"
"Yes."
"..."
by awkward poopy August 9, 2012
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awkward roadsign

n. a roadsign gesture made with the hands by putting one hand in a karate chop-type position,and the other in an 'O' formation above it. this signifys an obviously awkward moment, an alternative to the previously over-used awkward turtle

this roadsign can be considered part of the awkward mascot club, and clearly shows the incomprehensible nature of awkward turtles, awkward palm trees, etc. and may often lead to the spontaneous erruption of laughter from those of a more immature disposition.
rachel was in the van descibing to tessa, amanda, robin and stephanie how she stalked someone on facebook.

tessa: that's really awkward, like awkward turtle...
amanda:no, more like awkward palm tree
robin: no way, that's more like awkward snowsuit
stephanie: not even, that's definetly an awkward roadsign
by sesamizle May 8, 2009
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Awkward Fist

The pose made when you have to take a photograph with a person you do not feel comfortable with, yet you are required to put your arms around him or her for the sake of a decent photograph. In this pose the hand does not grasp around like a normal embrace, but rather clenches into a fist in case you have to escape this creepy person.
"Ohmigosh, I just met the best man and he is really creepy! Do I have to take a picture with him?" - Maid of Honor
"Don't worry about it! Just use the awkward fist!" -Bride
by lazerest May 14, 2011
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Awkward Crocodile

Another of the awkward animals, similar to the awkward whale. This is when one person leans across another with outstretched arms and holds their position, as if a crocodiles mouth is open.
*Awkward Crocodile*

"Hey, this is awkward!"
by Googly G August 17, 2011
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awkward reader

A person who comes up behind you while you're reading and begins to read over your shoulder. Even more awkward if they read out loud.
Dude, quit being an awkward reader.
by DiSK171512 July 18, 2010
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