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Awkward Walrus

the weird spot in your bed that you never sleep in.
dude, you totally took up Awkward Walrus space last night.
by cashoo November 29, 2009
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awkward pirate

The awkward gesture used when your in a group of people talking about an outside party and the person being talked about comes into the conversation OR hears you talking about them.

Raise one hand over your eye and the other into a hook shape with your finger.
"DUDE, Jessica is such a slut! She tried to.."
::jessica walks in::..
::awkward pirate::
by smokethaherb September 1, 2009
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awkward party

1. a party that is exceedingly uncomfortable

2. when you tell a story and everyone has already heard it before and no one reacts
"Man, this 1812 themed party is so awkward party."

"Did I tell you about the restaurant reservation thing?"
"Yes."
"..."
by awkward poopy August 9, 2012
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awkward roadsign

n. a roadsign gesture made with the hands by putting one hand in a karate chop-type position,and the other in an 'O' formation above it. this signifys an obviously awkward moment, an alternative to the previously over-used awkward turtle

this roadsign can be considered part of the awkward mascot club, and clearly shows the incomprehensible nature of awkward turtles, awkward palm trees, etc. and may often lead to the spontaneous erruption of laughter from those of a more immature disposition.
rachel was in the van descibing to tessa, amanda, robin and stephanie how she stalked someone on facebook.

tessa: that's really awkward, like awkward turtle...
amanda:no, more like awkward palm tree
robin: no way, that's more like awkward snowsuit
stephanie: not even, that's definetly an awkward roadsign
by sesamizle May 8, 2009
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Awkward Cactus

The action of holding both arms out in upside down 90 degree angles (like a cactus with upside down arms 🌵) during an awkward or uncomfortable situation when you don’t know how else to respond. Usually paired with an uncomfortable smile 🙃. This is especially used by socially awkward people.
Friend: you look cute today.
Me: 🌵🙃
Friend: you look like an awkward cactus
by daisynicolexo December 6, 2020
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Awkward Karaoke

The process of being exposed to a certain song in a car,house,room etc. that every other person around you knows and sings openly all the lines to the song,and in an attempt to fit in one makes a desperate attempt to sing along to said music usually ending in embarrassment.
Gary:Everyone was singing Thriller in my car but I only knew the first part of the song so i just mouthed the words quietly thinking no one would notice.
Ben:Sounds like a case of Awkward Karaoke.
by Alex2the123 August 4, 2009
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Awkward Crocodile

Another of the awkward animals, similar to the awkward whale. This is when one person leans across another with outstretched arms and holds their position, as if a crocodiles mouth is open.
*Awkward Crocodile*

"Hey, this is awkward!"
by Googly G August 17, 2011
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