Avery

Avery is an amazing dutiful person who everyone adores. They also have the most enormous slinger schlong to ever grace this feeble earth. Honestly, people should be kinder to them; they don't know how hard it is to have an enormous fucking third leg that drags along the ground wherever they go. They are even seen as a national hero because they once put out a fire at the white house using an absolutely MASSIVE spray of hot, steamy cum to put out the fire. They recieved three medals of honor.

person 1: Oh my god is that Avery?
person 2: I heard they have a huge, monster truck cock
avery: BEHOLD *unzips*

by Mlooh May 27, 2022

Avery

A balding male in his early 30s who prefers younger woman, riding motorcycles very fast and has a giant horse dick made of gold transported by horse back from the Everglades on an early September morning. This dick is then removed from the traveled horse, dipped and gold and attached to the male in his 30s.

Is that an Avery said “ Chloe”

No, his dick is long enough but not gold enough. “ Tyler”

by ImTbizzle October 26, 2025

Avery

Avery is someone you can’t trust she is horrible!!
But if she doesn’t go to kelso elementary school she is amazing!
Based on events!

Me: Avery is my bestfriend
Avery: Gemma sucks!!

by Jasmine:) Kelso!! July 13, 2019

White Gold Is Cocaine ANd Avery Eduardo RoDriguez Is The Designer Of Detective Comics Comics

White Gold Is Cocaine ANd Avery Eduardo RoDriguez Is The Designer Of Detective Comics Comics

White Gold Is Cocaine ANd Avery Eduardo RoDriguez Is The Designer Of Detective Comics Comics

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

Avery

Goal-oriented but can't score for shit. RIP.

Connor "Yo I scored like 4 goals this game where were you?"
Man 1 "Sorry I was being such an Avery..."

by werewatchingtheleafslose April 18, 2023

avery foster

hes a player. he only goes after blonde bitches but its okay because im a blonde bitch. but he doesn’t want me anymore. hes super athletic but is kinda ugly, he also got a buzz cut and i looks horrid. he thinks hes the shit but hes really not. hes a cum swallowing cunt and doesn’t know how to admit it, so i did for him. he will get no where in life because he focuses on girls more then life.

P.S. i love you avery❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥

“avery foster is a fat ass player”

by his favorite ex June 17, 2023

Avery

avery is just a thurl ass guy. he has a HUGE cock , great personality , sexy as fuck , one of the loyalist ever , and he is the guy to get. ladies if i were you i would go get you a avery.(did i mention dude has a big cock)

man go get an avery pronto

by grindle November 21, 2021