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egotistical asshole

That so-called celebrity talking so rude to the people asking for his autograph is such an egotistical asshole and so full of himself. If it weren't for those fans, he wouldn't be rich & he'd be a nobody!
by Texas Toys September 10, 2016
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asshole orchestra

That crescendo of sound that originates from the next door cubicle when somebody unloads the first push into the toilet bowl
Dude, at lunch, this guy comes into the cubicle next to me and gives me a 10 second rendition of an asshole orchestra.. I nearly puked...
by Orchestra Boy September 19, 2009
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cheating asshole

Cheating asshole is a man who doesn't talk to his wife about issues but has sex with his coworker and lays all his issues on her while lying to his wife.
My husband who the GM of a company risked his job and slept with his married coordinator and lied to me, cheating asshole.
by Da wife February 21, 2014
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Asshole Assassin

This is someone who sneaks up from behind and takes you.
Guy 1:Jeez i got done by an asshole assassin last night
Guy 2:Yeah i know whats that callum like
by Flirty qwerty April 4, 2007
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asshole boyfriend

A boyfriend who likes his friends more than you, hardly calls you and sees you twice a week on average.
Sorry I missed your call, my phone was off or in my car or I was out with my friends or playing video games (aka I'm an Asshole Boyfriend who sucks majorly)
by 1977misfits May 23, 2009
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Subway Asshole

The obnoxious fucker who replaced Jared Fogle in Subway's TV commercials.
Jared was the one of the single most annoying pieces of shit ever, but the Subway Asshole somehow manages to make even worse ads.
by Anonymous June 17, 2003
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Asshole Terraforming

The process of destroying someone's asshole so completely that afterward a terraforming process can take place to make the ass capable of sustaining life.
I forgot to get my viking wife a valentines day gift, so she proceeded in Asshole Terraforming so brutally that half of our livestock now live there, complete with a chemically stable atmosphere.
by Placentoid April 30, 2013
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