terraforming

Sitting on the toilet and taking a crap of such unusual size and amount that it rises above the water level of the toilet, resembling land forming in an ocean.

Oh my god, did THAT come out of me? It looks like I was terraforming Mars or something!

by Ragle April 6, 2009

terraform

The process of making an area earth-like or "habitable."

One day we will terraform mars and live on it.

by Dylan S. Linet March 30, 2004

Terraform

The process of slamming a planet with some stuff that makes it so we can BABANGIN live on it.

Paul and i went to the store last week and realized that there was no way to terraform venus.

by LueLinks December 24, 2008

terraform

the act of taking a shit so big that it sticks out of the water, creating newly-habitable land

Ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to announced that I just terraformed an archipelago in the restroom

by penthouse islands July 12, 2020

Asshole Terraforming

The process of destroying someone's asshole so completely that afterward a terraforming process can take place to make the ass capable of sustaining life.

I forgot to get my viking wife a valentines day gift, so she proceeded in Asshole Terraforming so brutally that half of our livestock now live there, complete with a chemically stable atmosphere.

by Placentoid April 30, 2013

terraforming

terraforming is an act where one trims their pubic hair all the way down to the stubble so it looks like theres little creatures living on it

girl: your bush is so huge
boy: yeah im thinking about terraforming it

by clockclapper23 July 10, 2024