A gay monkey with a small penis who runs from girls because he has no confidence and maybe because his confidence is smaller than his penis which is almost nothing
Hey girl how was it when you met andre.
He just ran away as soon as he saw me!
I told you about him being like that.
I know.
He just ran away as soon as he saw me!
I told you about him being like that.
I know.
by Andre is a monkey April 18, 2022
Get the Andremug. Andres is the best boy you could ever meet. He is so sweet and caring. He can be over protective, but it just means he loves you a lot. If you ever meet and Andres, you better start hitting on him. He is the one. He might act gay with his friends, but he’s probably straight for you. The second you meet him you better slut him out ASAP
by renitalovestaylor September 1, 2023
Get the Andresmug. Andres is a person who is very kind. He will do anything for you, no matter what it is. Andres will sit on the phone/text you for hours on end about anything, you have a problem or you upset text an Andres they will cheer you up right away. If you ever meet an Andres you better become close with him and be friends with him because he will always he there for you no matter what! Andres will also be one of the funniest people you meet, though he can take it to far sometimes he will still make you laugh for hours on end. And though Andres is always there for you, you need to be there for him because if your not her will not want you in his life. You also need to have a sense of humor and a lot of tolerance at times. And if you are a TOXIC person Andres wants nothing to do with you. So the next time you meet an Andres make sure to become good friends with him and DO NOT TELL HIM WHT TO DO.
Jenna: (1:00am) Andresss
Andres: (1:01am) Jennaaaaa
Jenna: Something bad just happened...
Andres: What happened?
*texts her for hours helping her through her problem and stays by her side*
Andres: (1:01am) Jennaaaaa
Jenna: Something bad just happened...
Andres: What happened?
*texts her for hours helping her through her problem and stays by her side*
by TherealJenna July 29, 2019
Get the Andresmug. Andre’s are very analytical when it comes to almost everything. They are curious by nature. However, they have a broad sense of humor and usually have a charisma that attracts many. They have the problem of being very direct and insensitive, but they don't really intend to hurt people. Depending on the social background, they can be the life of the party or a wall flower
by PantherLily January 23, 2022
Get the Andremug. Andre is a REALLY awesome and cool person. they are really good at drawing and the bass. Really good at graffiti. they have beautiful luscious hair. They are usually very shy but once you get to know them they wont shut the fuck up. apprently if you rub andre’s belly in the middle of the night you get a wish!!! THEY HAVE GREAT TASTE IN MUSIC AND ANIME… andre will get you lit.
by Gorgarox November 23, 2021
Get the Andremug. If you are an Andre you are a nice person, caring, funny, and good to be around. You are always there for someone or somthing all the time. Andre's always are so loving and kind to people and knid to everything around him.
by The Boogster March 18, 2022
Get the Andremug. Yo who the fuck is Andre this mans smell like a skunk was shoved up his ass then ran a marathon and shitted it out and rubbed it on him
by I’m hungry pls send bdubs February 20, 2018
Get the Andremug.