The sexual act of ripping out a used tampon from a vagina and proceeding to strike the user of said tampon in the face with it.
Person #1: I heard Mike twat slapped Holly.
Person #2: Ya, I know and I heard she loved it.
Holly: It's true!
Person #2: Ya, I know and I heard she loved it.
Holly: It's true!
by ColoradoShrimper November 1, 2010
Get the Twat Slapmug. 1-Photos of a female's genitals showing specific details very close-up.
2-Photos of a girls pussy during the sex act, either with another female or a male counterpart.
2-Photos of a girls pussy during the sex act, either with another female or a male counterpart.
1-I got some real good twat shots during her orgy last night.
2-I got twat shots of a pair of chicks' going at it late last night.
2-I got twat shots of a pair of chicks' going at it late last night.
by Alisa the Teeny Bopper April 13, 2010
Get the Twat Shotsmug. the female version of the cock blocker. A female who prevents another female from having sex with someone.
Jane: I want to see Kyle tonite to watch a movie and snuggle.
Mary: Well how about I stop by around 10:30 then and we can all go to see that She's Just not that into you movie?
Jane: I swear to god Mary you need to quit twat swatting me because I just want to get some dick from Kyle. I mean Jesus Mary, you twat swat me like everytime I see Kyle, I just want to spend some time alone with him. You need to quit being a no-good twat swatter!
Mary: Oh my God Jane, I had no idea I was twat swattin' you like that. I apologize and it will not happen again.
Jane: Oh Mary thank you so much. I am sorry for being such a Ho-ma. I just haven't gotten to ride the bologna pony for like 3 weeks now.
Mary: Well how about I stop by around 10:30 then and we can all go to see that She's Just not that into you movie?
Jane: I swear to god Mary you need to quit twat swatting me because I just want to get some dick from Kyle. I mean Jesus Mary, you twat swat me like everytime I see Kyle, I just want to spend some time alone with him. You need to quit being a no-good twat swatter!
Mary: Oh my God Jane, I had no idea I was twat swattin' you like that. I apologize and it will not happen again.
Jane: Oh Mary thank you so much. I am sorry for being such a Ho-ma. I just haven't gotten to ride the bologna pony for like 3 weeks now.
by Barack Obama's new dog February 7, 2009
Get the twat swattermug. 1. The act of punching the twat of any species that has a twat.
2. A phrase that is used during the punching of a twat.
3. Supplement to Flicky Sack
2. A phrase that is used during the punching of a twat.
3. Supplement to Flicky Sack
by Matthew Michael May 23, 2004
Get the punchy twatmug. Dude, so I was with Cathy the other night and I would've fucked her but she had such a moldy twat. I told her to douche with gasoline and a match so I could hit that.
by Mike -Hunt January 11, 2008
Get the moldy twatmug. A person with ultra massive hair. Often stands out from a distance and can be made to look worse with straightners or hair dye.
by samuelk May 27, 2005
Get the biffy twatmug. 