butt radar

When your driving home and you really have to poop the closer you get to your toilet. Your butt has a radar that picks up your comfort toilet.

As I was driving home my butt radar really started going off the closer I got home.

by Dick Furgeson May 5, 2016

butt fever

The common symptoms of the stomach flu which includes vomiting and diarrhea.

Butt fever is the most unspeakable part of the stomach virus.

by Word Madman March 28, 2019

Butt thrust

A butt thrust is what it feels like when you're pussy vibrates and you start throbbing

Hey you come over and give me a butt thrust.

by KassWritesDefinitions July 7, 2021

choice butts

the best cigarette butts in the ashtray.

"hey man, you got a smoke?"

"nah, but there's some choice butts in the 'tray."

by ghostfeller January 11, 2008

Rocket butt

Intestinal distress so explosive you instantly understand the principles of jet propulsion. The National Geographic documentary on how squids navigate becomes crystal clear. You are left wondering why toilets don't have seat belts...

That chili have me rocket butt so bad I had to mop the bathroom ceiling!

by Pablo Cervantes April 21, 2021

butt tweet

When you have a Twitter client on your Blackberry / Mobile phone and it randomly sends out a message inadvertently.

ChuckBrown: Qpq¶pQ
ChuckBrown:0. 00Q P

SWsmith: Crazy, man, crazy
JesLunne: what is this all about??
ChuckBrown: sorry guys! butt tweet. lol!

by mrmindllock February 15, 2010

benjamin butt

Big butt

She got a Benjamin butt

by Lilswagmonster0(iMaccsb)2022 March 2, 2019