The phantom fist

The act of inserting a glove into one's anus and inflating until maximum size has been achieved.
Sure the rotisserie is good but William often prefers the Phantom fist
by Lechero Supremo August 30, 2019
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Phantom Grab

When you reach for a object that isn't there purely out of habit
Mike recently quit smoking and reached for a cigarette that was no longer in his pocket.

Mike: shit man, I just did a Phantom Grab
by PogChamp3 June 07, 2022
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phantom sneeze

A phantom sneeze is the feeling of betrayal you get when you thought you had to sneeze but couldn't.
"Yesterday at work I had a phantom sneeze and all my colleagues looked at me like I'm a retard."
by MGE95 September 06, 2018
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phantom booger

A booger that rattles in your nose, you can feel it with your finger, but can't ever seem to extract on your fingertip.
Hold on, I've almost got this monster out of my nose. Oh pity, it's only a phantom booger.
by hewhocreatesnewwords August 27, 2015
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phantom flush

The mysterious flushing of automatic toilets even though you haven't sat down or removed yourself from the toilet seat.
Individual sits on toilet to do their “business”. Suddenly the toilet proceeds to make 2 - 3 "phantom flushes" even though all they've done is shifted in the seat or reached for some toilet paper. Sometimes no movement is necessary to trigger this effect.
by confused23 February 22, 2010
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Phantom Beug

when you go to smoke a cone, but you haven't actually packed one.
"aww fuck bro thats my third phantom beug tonight, im stonkered."

"bro johnys a lightweight he was having phantom beugs after his first bong."
by derrick winthorpe November 01, 2018
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Phantom Car

This isn’t really I word but more of a term. So phantom car is when you are walking across the street and you hear a car but there is no car. There is science behind it, which is what you’re really hearing is cars passing by on a neighboring street. Also it can be more than a car you’re hearing it might be a motorcycle, but the term is phantom car.
For example say you are walking with someone and you start to cross the street, the person you’re walking with is concerned because they “hear a car” what you will tell them is it is just phantom car.
by Mickey Mouse <3 April 17, 2022
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