lightning fap

when you are beating off then call your mother and try to finish before she gets in the room.

"last night i pulled off the lightning fap, my mom didnt see a thing."

by boss rig February 15, 2015

fap music

1. Music that you listen to while masturbating.
2. Good music.

I'm feeling horny, put on some fap music!

by MagyarGoblin February 20, 2023

fap train

Like a train where you see the carriages one after another. A fap train is masturbating again and again and again.

I hurt more than after a 5 hour fap train.

by SexyPanda17 November 28, 2012

Fap Ninja

A Fap Ninja is someone who can masturbate on several occasions without ever getting caught.

Person One: "Whoa bro, I didn't even get caught, again!"
Person Two: "Whoa man, you're a real Fap Ninja!"

by Shadowwolf97 October 29, 2014

Shady Fap

The art of masturbating when others are present without being noticed, therefore, fapping on the shady.

He's got his Public Masturbator Trenchcoat on, he must be going for a shady fap on the train.

I had a shady fap at the cinema last night.

by Lawrence of Doncaster June 7, 2009

Fap Glove

1. I rag used to jerk it, to keep the male's hands clean.

Dude, we were at this cabin and there were Fap Gloves plastered all over the wall!

by Titty Sprinkles July 30, 2012

Bubble Fap

What I call bubble wrap, because it's so damn sexy.

I could bubble fap to this bubble wrap all night long. *pop*, *pop*.. *pop* *pop*, *pop*... *pop* *splat*

by Naton May 29, 2008