yogurt

how retards and inbreds spell yoghurt

it’s spelt yoghurt not yogurt you stupid inbred assholes

by Rolls-Royce=Apple, GE=Samsung August 14, 2025

Greek yogurt

Greek yogurt is cum flowing out of a man's asshole after gay sex.

Me and my lover both made greek yogurt after hot sex last night.

by Opencrate1987 February 11, 2017

bro yogurt

Bro Yogurt or "BroYo" is when multiple loads are deposited in the same orifice creating a creamy yogurt. The act Is known as BroYoging

“Dude I just ate a girl out and didn’t realize it was full of Bro Yogurt.”

“I’m sorry she asked for some hard BroYoging.”

by Richard Dangles March 29, 2022

Salted Yogurt

nut

I heard Brian likes to eat salted yogurt for breakfast every morning.

by Hdheje October 30, 2019

Yogurt!ng

When you take mushrooms with dairy and citrus to onset a fantastic high.

I yogurted last tuesday for my grandson's bris, he's such a good little mensch. Afterwards, I sharted while i peaked. I highly suggest yogurt!ng to all of my colleagues.

by clydevanhasselberglovesgloves April 16, 2022

Curdles dog yogurt

If you milked a dog, and then made the milk into yogurt, you have dog yogurt.
Some people can actually cuddle dog yogurt.

Bitch, you so ugly you curdles dog yogurt!

Or

Yo Bitch, yo’ snatch looks like it filled wid curdled dog yogurt! An’ it curdling fast yo’!

by The dog cocker August 26, 2019

Yogurt Parfait

When a man is banging your wife and shoots a load and you cuckold in and clean it up because you like nuts with your yogurt.

Mark is rubbing his belly button until the yogurt parfait order is up.

by Mr. Gazelle March 30, 2024