Boner Wrecker

Similar to Boner Shock - but rolls off the tongue better - Anything that causes the blood to drain from an erect penis - usually in a most unscrupulous and hurried fashion.

Such as when you're mother walks into your room - with or without your girlfriend involved! OR your girl's old man turns on the porch light just when you were about to make our smooth move... NOT - Boner Wrecker! or when you can't get the condom on fast enough..SO sad... total Boner Wrecker.

by Jean Nate August 5, 2011

stone wrecker

Stone wrecker - the bitch or dude that won't shut the fuck up when your trying to enjoy your high. The ones that won't stop talking or stop bitching.

Omg blah blah blah blah bitch blah blah blah bitch blah blah blah . STFU your being a stone wrecker. Or your home girl coming bitching about stupid shit and u just don't want to hear it when your high and just wanna watch family guy. STFU stone wrecker.

by Buzz killer April 30, 2014

Weed wacker

one who jacks it while high on marijuana

the babysitter weed wacker for us

by hnfr February 3, 2015

spud whacker

A person who likes to get one off over a king Edward or a Maris piper.

John became a seasoned spud whacker after finding he became aroused by a simple rot vegetable.
John loved mashing because he was a spud whacker

by Hampton1982 April 26, 2016

stick whacker

Weed trimmer

She started using a stick whacker instead of the lawnmower due to the drought

by Radiocitymexico May 10, 2016

sleep wacker

Someone who jerks off in their sleep

Little no pussy getting Nelvin jerks off so much he does it in his sleep too I guess you could say he's a sleep wacker

by Hang solo June 10, 2016

Raccoon Whackers

A group of criminals, specifically thieves, who are a little crazy.

Did you here about those raccoon whackers at the corner store?

by yhihgtfyguhijoiuyfxcghui June 5, 2016