Bi-Winning

Often confused with bipolar bi-winning is a mental disorder in which one believes they are 'winning' in multiple areas simultaneously when in fact they've just lost they're job worth over 1 million dollars per episode.

Are you bipolar?

No, I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there.

by Fogus GuireMac April 5, 2011

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Uriah win

The most "bitch-made" way to win connect four, placing the opponent in a spot that forces a win.

"Yo i had a column of three and blocked everything else so that he HAD to that ONE SPECIFIC SPOT."
Man fuck outta here wit dat cheap ass Uriah win

by Trent casey October 24, 2023

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Bi-Winning

Charlie Sheen's version of winning.

I am not bi-polar, I am bi-winning. I win here and I win there

by The Wave2 March 28, 2011

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bi-winning

A term used to describe a condition in which a patient deludes their selves into thinking that the train wreck that is their life is actually caused by design. Bi-winning is often a side effect of cocaine abuse.

Symptoms include:

1)Hiring two hookers and full time girlfriends.
2)Delusions of being a warlock from another dimension.
3)Delusions of having a funny show.
4) Wanting to start a cooking show to support your coke habit.

John: Dude, your wife just left you and you just lost your job...I think you have a problem.

Frank: I don't have a problem, I'm bi-winning! *Sniff!* How do you make eggs benedict?

by kiddluck March 27, 2011

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