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When something or someone is the oldest in its category, organization or group. The oldingest member has been there the longest. The oldest.
Rutgers university is the oldingest college football team, the first game being played by Rutgers vs Princeton in 1869 with a soccer ball. Princeton is no longer a active football team therefore Rutgers is the oldingest.

Much like the University of Michigan (scUM) is the winningest team in college football.

Joe Biden is the oldingest president ever.

Mummies are probably the oldingest monster in history.
by Cellblockearth November 7, 2021
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When someone is bullied into volunteering for something. They volunteer to do something against their consent based on pressure from a boss or a bossy friend or neighbor.
DeAnna was volunbullied into working another double at the bank by her lazy coworker.

Lumberg often volunbullies Peter to come in on Sunday & do some ‘catching up’ due to the massive layoffs at the office.

Flanders will mow Homer’s unkempt lawn in a volunbully situation because Homer manipulates the Christian charitable side of Flanders.
by Cellblockearth November 28, 2021
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Winningest is an adjective invented by loudmouth sports fans used to brag about their team’s past record. It is used to reflect their team’s past victories to deflect from their team’s current failures.

Nobody says a team is the ‘winningest’ unless their recent statistics are laden with failure.
The University Of Michigan is the winningest team in college football! (They haven’t won squat in 2 decades)

We have the winningest team in history! (Going back to when there were only a handful of teams & blacks weren’t allowed to play yet)
by Cellblockearth October 18, 2021
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