Wire bitter

A female who will suck or do any male or female with a car audio system. Doesn't matter if it is a home theater system or $15,000 system. Everyone should feel bad for the man or woman who the wire bitter goes for because 9 times out of 10 will end up getting gonahepasyphilis. Pray for them system owners.

How long do you think it will take for the wire bitter to give him every disease in the book?

by Gotchbitch May 8, 2017

Wire

Wire - Money or currency.

Ex 1: 'Yo, diggity dog, thanks for sending me some birthday wire.'
Ex 2: 'That nigga still owes me my wire.'

by realwiregmoneyman June 17, 2018

WINESTORMING

A relaxed, informal approach to problem solving while drinking wine.

My wife and I were winestorming last night and came up with a great idea for school fundraising.

by moosekevin January 8, 2020

Gorilla Wipes

Another name for "toilet paper". The sounds that come from the bathroom during this time are very much like those of a gorilla. So it is now the wipes of a gorilla.

Connor: "Yo Haley, You alright in there? Your sounding like a fucking Gorilla"

Haley: "Yo Bitch, Can you get me some Gorilla Wipes. Ive ran out of toilet paper"

by GorrillaWipes February 23, 2010

stripper wipes

Discreet moist towlettes used by a hooker or stripper as an integral part of the "trucker's shower" for the purpose of attempting to "cleanse" the vaginal area in less than 2 minutes in preparation for the next "gig" booked by a handful of horny 26 year old boys who saved 3 months of paychecks from their first real world job to pay for said nickel and dime hooker.

"Did you use the stripper wipes? I want to make sure I'm not contracting anything."
by wgray on Jan 6, 2014

by wgray January 6, 2014

Bird on a Wire

Easy Shot

A bird on a Wire is an easy shot.

by PbOfOoo February 25, 2021

Aaron Wiles

Aaron Wiles is a typical white name for a not so typical white male. At a glance, he's usually brown-haired, plays Black Ops and wear lots of Aeropostale and American Eagle. Yet leafing through the man, you'll notice shards of integrity, compassion and a potential of having an 92 kill-streak. Aaron Wiles' rants are passionate, rich with colloquialisms and are often hilarious. When you meet an Aaron Wiles on the street do not shake his hand or look him in the eye. Instead, discuss the sheer inadequacies of Black Ops and shuffle away, leaving by only your Xbox-live username. You will become best friends in 8.9234 hours. That is all.

You: LOLWUT BLACK OOPS SUCH A PHAIL XD LOL

(an) Aaron Wiles: ZOMG YEAH WHATDA FUCK BITCH HELL SOME DUMBASS KID FUCKING 360 NOSE SCOPE HEADSHOT ME AC 130 KNIFE WHORE FUCKING NEAL AND HIS DUMB ASS PITT AND FUCKING VINAY AND LUIGI AND FUCKING RAWWRRRR
You: LMFAOOO
(a) Neal: yuh

by sangrazzi December 12, 2010