Touch Me In The Night When My Schlong Is Full Of Milk

what to say to your partner or slut when your penis is juicy and you know that it is a jug full'o'semen. often works best when about to go to sleep

Dean: Good night.
Lucy: Good night.
Dean:.....touch me in the night when my schlong is full of milk
Lucy.....okay....

by Mark McPants November 25, 2006

When Charlie Sheen does a mountain of coke. . .

A statement made in that sounds incredibly obvious

Tim: Bitches be tripping
Eric: When Charlie Sheen does a mountain of coke. . .

by Rostra Maximus April 4, 2011

the eye that weeps when most pleased

The vagina; the minge. Called this due to the fact that the vagina is known for producing copious amounts of lubricant during sexual excitement.

"Phew, what's that smell, Chuck? A fookin' fish?" "No, it's only from Cindy - it's tears from the eye that weeps when most pleased." - Sol R.

by Pontius Pilate August 15, 2006

whenipeeit

Nickname given to anyone with the last name of 'Burns'

Brian gave Burns the best nickname ever, Whenipeeit.

by lauderLAME April 15, 2009

whenipeeit

Nickname given to anyone with the last name of 'Burns'

Brian gave Burns the best nickname ever, Whenipeeit.

by lauderLAME April 15, 2009

Wensh

A creole saying used after bitchmaking someone

Ben hit him wit dat wensh after scoring a goal

by Bigkevdowork August 17, 2011

when you're gay

say this to your friends or in a conversation if you have nothing to say

friend: *walking with you and saying nothing*

me: "when you're gay"

by umm_ello November 7, 2019