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walking blowjob

Someone who is a waste of space, where the load required to conceive them would've been better off swallowed during a blowjob, but that person is unfortunately living and breathing alongside the rest of society instead.
"I can't stand Roxie... She's a spoiled, inconsiderate and judgmental trust fund baby, when if you take away her looks and daddy's money, she's just a walking blowjob with an IQ lower than her shoe size."

"They would be delighted to tell you how suave they were at the drop of a hat/There was three of 'em/One of 'em thought she was a beauty queen/
The other one was a walking blowjob/And then there was a skinny girl"
-Frank Zappa, Jazz Discharge Party Hats (where I got the word from)
by edw007 May 19, 2021
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walking.waste.of.bandages

COOLEST PERSON ALIVE!!
this bitch simps for a guy with ginger pubes and weird bungee jump dogs??!!

they also love simping for an h2o band and is bffs with liv and other people 💅

they also love crying over 2D characters who doesn’t know she exists!!1
“have you heard of this account called ‘walking.waste.of.bandages’?”

“ugh yes. i heard they love blocking liv and spams her story with anime shit!!”
by AMBERSBESTIENAMEDLIV July 6, 2021
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Walking sharts

When a person is walking and they squeeze out a fart but instead of gas coming out of their asshole they shit their pants.
I have to go home to clean my ass crack because I have the walking sharts and made a huge mess in my shorts. Yuk!!!
by JoeyBomm October 20, 2021
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Walking L

Some mf named idc.qua
Idc.qua: eren solos bozo=walking L
by Idc.qua September 28, 2021
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Walking L

"Hamza woke up one day and saw a walking L in the mirror"
by Armeddillo March 31, 2022
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Walking dishwasher

Where is my walking dishwasher i wanna fuck her
by YoureDex April 19, 2022
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walking wed

People living empty, souless, loveless mundane married lives who just waited and hoped for death.
After knocking up his highschool girlfriend he was forced to to get married join the ranks of the walking wed.
by anonymous June 26, 2022
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