Wake, bake, and shake

When you wake up, smoke weed, and immediately wack one out

“Man I had to wake, bake, and shake today before I did anything else”

by Ted Fundy February 6, 2022

Wake N' Shake

Waking up and masturbating using open porn tabs from the night before.

I found some tabs open with porn. Did you wake n' shake?

Yes...

by dklfsdkljfsdkljgsklg October 9, 2021

Wake Up In The Sky

wake up in the sky is an amazing song by gucci mane and the chorus will make anybody sing

this song is so good
is it Wake Up In The Sky
no
Then it fucking sucks

by narutosexual November 1, 2021

Wake

A Chad so profoundly Giga, that the term GigaChad no longer amply accommodates for the enormity of such Chad-dom. A raw concentration of Sigma energy, this type of man derives no fulfillment from fitting neatly into the expectations or assumptions of the world around him -- he acts independently in pursuit of his greatest and truest self. Also, big cum. BIG cum. Cries after cumming. Too much cum. Ouch. Small balls tho. Sorry.

Informally used to describe a particularly copious and robust ejaculation.

Dave: See that guy at the other end of the urinal trough?

Mike: Looks like real Chad.

Dave: Not with those small balls and all that coom. That's a WAKE.

Mike: Agreed.

informal-- Becca: "Domino gave me a real Wake last night. That thing wouldn't stop."

by GIGAGIGA September 16, 2021

Wake up and smell the music

A phrase used to let someone know they need to recognize the severity of their words. They need to accept reality and see they went too far.

"John, you need to wake up and smell the music. You calling Kathy a whore was really mean."

by Janky Mary July 25, 2021

joe Wake upp

when you steal from you're local supermarket and then flush you're shit down the toliet

i just did a joe wake upp

by poggo walk May 25, 2021

national wake your s.o. up day

wake your significant other up right fucking now. disturb their sleep. it’s your day to annoy the shit out of them for no reason. it takes place on every 3rd friday of june

“oh why are you up so early?”

“it’s national wake your s.o. up day, so i’m about to throw some water at this bitch”

by bubabear101 June 17, 2021