by a June 24, 2003
1. a title many women only wish they were pretty enough to attain.
2. myself in 5 years
3. being paid to wake up and look cute everyday, as well as have a lot of sex and give a lot of head.
2. myself in 5 years
3. being paid to wake up and look cute everyday, as well as have a lot of sex and give a lot of head.
by the kid under the cupboard January 11, 2009
An Australian term referring to a dark blue singlet. Commonly worn by labourers, the term was derrived from the "rough as guts" hard working men back in the 50's & 60's who had great expectations of their wives; if the wife didn't do what was 'her duty' she would usually get roughed up by her husband.
The greatest example of an Australian male is he who walks in flip flops, wears a pair of stubbies, a wife basher on his his back, an akubra on his head and holds a tinnie is his hand while talking about cricket over the back fence.
by Kris Ramsey February 23, 2006
When Heidi went to pick up a marriage application at the court house, she found out that she was still legally married. So, she called her friend and their husband and let them know. The "other" wife said, we are wife-in-laws.
by wife-in-law March 19, 2009
Usually refers to Stella Artois which is a reasonably strong lager or any other strong lager or cider for the "wife" to drink and get drunk quite easy, so the man can have his way...
by LazyBoy December 02, 2004
Mostly found dwelling in social establishments, surrounding military bases, and well known as easy sources of sexual intercourse...for seven months at a time.
hey, you remember that marine wife I was fuckin? yeah well her seven months ran out so now i gotta find me a new main squeeze.
by Big D and Chambers August 03, 2008
by Kiss my muthafucking ass July 26, 2018