section vision

Noun, relating to Waiting/Waitressing

The state of only looking at your assigned section, ignoring all other patrons.

The complete unawareness of anyone in a restaurant except those whom you're serving.

Friend: Hey! We've been at that table over there forever.
Me: Sorry homie! I have section vision. I didn't even know you were there!

by lastfrontiermama October 29, 2016

Sewer Vision

Like tunnel vision but specifically the act of putting all your attention onto an ugly girl.

"Man you need to give up on her, she's ugly, you've got major sewer vision right now.

by MandibleHand August 14, 2021

baby vision

1. When women reaching the expiry age of 35 look at men and only see genes.

2. Eyes that lock onto walking sperm sacs.

3. The ability to see babies that don't exist, from future parallel universes.

(Each usually accompanied with severe baby fever.)

Run--she got baby vision.

by DaTroot April 25, 2014

Sixty sixty vision

The way older people over sixty look back fondly to the past e.g. the sixties.similar to looking with rose tinted spectacles. Some use it for people whose memory is clouded by the use of recreational drugs.

Ozzy Ozborn has real sixty sixty vision

by Lebouf June 21, 2025

Vision Clear

When you're about to bang a chick that's going to trouble and you beat off and blow a load and gain instant clarity

That fifty year old human resources director was all over me at the holiday party and I went for a Vision Clear and went to bathroom and thank God I didn't do anything

by BobbyDylanOpus April 3, 2021

beaver vision

When a guy stares at a girl's crotch.

Ex : His beaver vision is on.

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by Misschevious August 9, 2015

fuzz vision

When you are so high that you think that every car on the road is a cop.

I have fuzz vision right now i need to pull over and eat this donut.

by Joecat January 20, 2014