1. (v). When someone takes a noggin nose dive. 2. See Eat Shit. To mistakenly fall on one's face in an embarrassing or Derpish fashion.
My roommate threw me a goldfish snack and I missed it and totally turf derped on my bed.
He missed the soccer ball and totally turf derped.
I kicked the barstool out from under him and he turf derped so hard I snorked.
He missed the soccer ball and totally turf derped.
I kicked the barstool out from under him and he turf derped so hard I snorked.
by Perry Springfield August 3, 2012
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Get the turf maintenance mug.That kid had so much skill, he was directing traffic from your pistol to the ground, and away from him so: "TALK ABOUT DROPPING DIMES, YOU LOST A GUN FIGHT TO A KID WITH A KNIFE?" That kid was turfing so hard in your city letting his action do the speaking; TURF TALK.
by Death0A December 1, 2014
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Get the turbalicious mug.Someone who's extremely illogical yet egotistical, delusional, manipulative, offensive and otherwise posssess a chain of negative qualities that come together to form the vile creature that they currently are.
Trufags often believe themselves to be great at things that they actually completely fail at, and when faced with superior surroundings, Trufags will try their best to belittle others instead of improving themselves.
Additionally, Trufags will always have something to say to put down everything you say, even if their reply makes no sense.
In the real world, Trufags are common and exist in every corner of the world but are especially prevalent in organizations such as Black Lives Matter or the Westboro Baptist Church.
Online, Trufags concentrate in PVP communities of popular games as well as the comments section of youtube videos. They can also be found in just about every forum.
On the internet, it's easier to spot a trufag because they will usually misuse English words such as "Your", "Their", etc. resulting in sentences such as "Your just a kid and there also really retarted". The above sentence demonstrates a classic case of Trufaggotry.
Trufags often believe themselves to be great at things that they actually completely fail at, and when faced with superior surroundings, Trufags will try their best to belittle others instead of improving themselves.
Additionally, Trufags will always have something to say to put down everything you say, even if their reply makes no sense.
In the real world, Trufags are common and exist in every corner of the world but are especially prevalent in organizations such as Black Lives Matter or the Westboro Baptist Church.
Online, Trufags concentrate in PVP communities of popular games as well as the comments section of youtube videos. They can also be found in just about every forum.
On the internet, it's easier to spot a trufag because they will usually misuse English words such as "Your", "Their", etc. resulting in sentences such as "Your just a kid and there also really retarted". The above sentence demonstrates a classic case of Trufaggotry.
Example of a common type of trufag:
Guy: So here's something interesting - according to these stats, there are more black cars in Canada than lime green cars.
Trufag: na dude, your an idiot i saw a lime green car just earlier soo
Guy: Eh..the fact that you personally saw a lime green car tells us nothing about the relative number of black cars and lime green cars so how am I an idiot?
Trufag: your wrong cuz i saw a lime car, I already told u thats y ur stats is bullshit
Trufag: I thought we wer kinda friends bro.....wtf lol
Trufag: shouldve known u were liek this hahaha
Guy: What? You're being a dick right now.
Trufag: anyway im out bro ur 2 hard 2 talk to
Guy: Oh before you go, don't forget you borrowed 50 bucks from me yesterday.
Trufag: what? i was just going to point out that u owe me 50 bucks? I didnt borrow anything from u so anyway Im a lenient and nice guy so im not gonna care if u dont give it back to me imediately but i would like it back and ty
Guy: So here's something interesting - according to these stats, there are more black cars in Canada than lime green cars.
Trufag: na dude, your an idiot i saw a lime green car just earlier soo
Guy: Eh..the fact that you personally saw a lime green car tells us nothing about the relative number of black cars and lime green cars so how am I an idiot?
Trufag: your wrong cuz i saw a lime car, I already told u thats y ur stats is bullshit
Trufag: I thought we wer kinda friends bro.....wtf lol
Trufag: shouldve known u were liek this hahaha
Guy: What? You're being a dick right now.
Trufag: anyway im out bro ur 2 hard 2 talk to
Guy: Oh before you go, don't forget you borrowed 50 bucks from me yesterday.
Trufag: what? i was just going to point out that u owe me 50 bucks? I didnt borrow anything from u so anyway Im a lenient and nice guy so im not gonna care if u dont give it back to me imediately but i would like it back and ty
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by BIG_BEN April 2, 2017
Get the turansky mug.When you walk into a public restroom and all the stalls are occupied. "Damn dude, There must be a TURDament going on!"
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