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Beautiful, talented, smart. Women named Teressa are often first-borns, and top of the class. They are laid-back, frequently have cow fetishes, and sometimes dorky.
Will you introduce me to Teressa? She is one gal I'd love to get to know better!
Teressa by I<3fart July 29, 2009
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gay threesome 

when 3 men all ingage in anal sex with each other.
man,penis,man,penis,man
they go in this order and switch off positions for a gay threesome to happen
gay threesome by Vladamir V. January 20, 2009

threesome 

A wholesome mix of homosexuality and heterosexuality. Or you can just say, from the movie Get Him to the Greek, "It's just like having sex with your girlfriend while someone else also has sex with your girlfriend."
Let's have a threesome!

But I'm straight...

So am I.
threesome by knexer November 16, 2010

Teresa Strasser 

Strasser co-hosts the Adam Corola show. She is soft spoken but has a razor sharp and classically smart sense of humor. She pays therapists to listen to her while ironically she's paid to be listened to. She also has two other jobs.

She also can bench press 450. She got a 1900 on SATs. She eats wasabi without tearing up. She has proven that inertia is NOT a property of matter. Buddhists have confirmed in a former life, she was a Tyrannosaurus. The 1 - 10 scale was only 1 - 9 before she came around. She wasn't scared at The Ring and didn't cry at The Titanic. She drinks flaming 151 shots for breakfast, sometimes poured over cheerios. She is allowed to go over on the Price is Right and still win.

Danny Bonaduce has her back so if you write negative things about her on urban dictionary you'll be thrown over his head.
Teresa Strasser probably is good at checkers but got picked last for dodge ball.
Teresa Strasser by Steinsensager November 9, 2007

boy treasure 

A young, innocent-looking boy (often of prepubescent age and with a nice firm ass) that is available for exploition by obese men and Star Trek/science fiction fans (which is pretty much the same thing when you think about it!)
Two men passing a primary school might comment "my-my, there's some mighty fine looking boy treasure in there. Yes sir-e!"

Go Meet Mother Teresa 

When you want a person to die because they are so annoying or because you hate them
Nerd: Guess what! I got an A on the test. Sucka!!!!
You: "Go meet mother Teresa"