Tomato Tango

The act of moving tomatos in and out of the sun when still in danger of frosts.

Bob did the tomato tango by moving his tomato seedlings out into the sun during the day and under cover at night to protect them from frosts.

by Bobwayne December 19, 2019

Cheesy Tongue

Someones tongue being caked with STD’s and STI’s from licking something covered with bacteria

“She licked the toilet seat!”
“Lmao she has a Cheesy Tongue”

by PP20 March 30, 2020

genital tango

When two consenting adults allow their private parts to dirty dance like Patrick Swayzee because it takes two.

via Khleo Thomas

May I have this genital tango

by vsbaby October 16, 2020

Pear Tongue

Kiwi portmanteau of Pete Tong and pear shaped - both meaning "wrong".

It's gone a bit pear tongue.

by Mac Hitchen January 8, 2021

blue tongue craving

the craving of having a blue tongue, fulfil your craving by drinking blue raspberry slushees or eating blue raspberry jolly ranchers

she has a blue tongue craving. let’s go to sonic and get a blue raspberry slushee!

by ameliaig February 26, 2021

Alabama Tango

The act of getting revenge on your dad by impregnating your grandmother and making you child his half sibling.

My dad fucked my sister again, time to alabama tango him again.

by Alabamalife May 21, 2021

long tong

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Person 1: hey have you seen the product the long tong?

Person 2: no is it good? Will it help me?

Person 1: you bet it will!!

(Can you let my family go now?

by sjadjhfdb August 24, 2021