All out toaster war

when you are in the toaster isle with your friends and you launch toasters at each other until all players on the opposing team are dead

Mam im sorry your son has died due to an all out toaster war. im terribly sorry for your loss.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020

Mr dailys toast

Burnt

Kid: hey why has the fire alarm gone of

Other kid: Mr dailys toast

by Idekanymoreimgay October 13, 2021

Sylvester Stallone Cosplaying as a Toaster

The greatest, most beautiful being on earth. Peak human evolution.

"who's your anime waifu?"
"Sylvester Stallone cosplaying as a toaster."
"same"

by TSM_YourMom February 12, 2019

toasterfrakker

a human who has sexual relations with cylon, used on Battlestar Galactica

jenni:Dude, did you know that Craig was a toasterfrakker?
anna:Oh no way! That hoochie llama!

by jesusluvsme November 2, 2008

Toaster Dick

When you find your own genitalia stuck in a toaster and is slowly burning and your pubic hairs burn into ashes also new gases can be released into the air known as toasted dick gas

I have toaster dick

by Big Boy Chungus 1234 June 3, 2019

Toaster Stroodle

A missing of toaster strudel, also used as a religious sacrifice in the religion Stroodlism.

Example 1: Polly: What are you eating? Ernie: I'm eating a toaster Stroodle.

Example 2: Penny: What are you sacrificing to Mother for today's Stroodle Mass? Archibald: A toaster stroodle!

by StroodlerOfMom September 12, 2020

twat toast

a noun referring to a black woman's vaginaii

Jim: And let me tell you Larry, i buttered her twat toast all night long
Larry: Damnit Jim, all i ever get these days is some pasty ass.
Jim: It was great.

by theonewhohasnolife June 30, 2009