Tokyo Sandblaster

A complex sexual procedure involving one male, one female, one Asian midget, and a bag of sand. While the male is fornicating from a doggy-style position with the female, he grabs a handful of sand (from the bag of sand he brought), and asks the female to turn around so he may finish his work on her face. When the female turns around, the male whips the sand in the females face so that he partially blinds her. When this happens, the Asian midget comes out from the closet and proceeds to bust his load on the female's face.

Dude, Trixy had no idea that I was about to pull a Tokyo Sandblaster on her last night when I told her I needed to pick up some sand for my fish-tank before we went back home. Long story short, she may need corrective eye surgery now, but it was totally worth it.

by J_Mayne November 12, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

On the beaches of Tokyo, a woman in reverse cowgirl position passes gas, spraying sand all over the man's face.

Man: Lets go have sex on the beach, I want to see you reverse cowgirl me.

Woman: ...Ok!

-midway through she lets out a huge fart-

Man: -cough- -cough- Delicious. Lets call that one a Tokyo Sandblaster.

by GrumpyGuru November 15, 2010

tokyo sand blaster

Exotic sex position where the man pours masses of sand in a girls vagina before fucking her.

Charles, "Dude, i tokyo sand blasted that bitch so hard last night!"
Dan, "Sweet, the tokyo sand blaster never fails."

by sicksicky445 March 8, 2011

Tekkobra

some putz whose personal opinions make him a horrible forums admin.

I said that I preffered the kar over the garand so he locked the thread, he pulled a tekkobra.

by Dave December 4, 2003

Tokyo Sandblaster

The Greatest move ever mentioned on late night TV by CoCo. Its when you lightly dust your penis in sand have then vigorously insert it into an Asian woman's vagina. You then pull out and shoot your load all over Jay Leno.

#1: I got together with Suko last night and used her keepsake from the beach to pull a Tokyo Sandblaster

#2 Why the fuck was Jay Leno at Suko's house???

by Woody and Wilcox November 12, 2010

TokyoElbow

One who doesnt care about irc names.

"Whats your irc name?"
"I couldnt give a TokyoElbow's mate."

by TokyoElbow February 23, 2008

Touko

A very tall person that is used to describe tall Finnish people

Omg he is such a tall Finnish person!
No just call him Touko more fun and easier!

by simasmasmasim October 11, 2020