Toilet Sex

This is the act of having sexual intercourse while one of the party's is going the bathroom. It is very dirty and I am guessing not very popular. Although it is not popular some people are aroused by it.

Dane Derouin likes the feeling of toilet sex in his bathroom only.

by 9289515257 October 22, 2011

toilet bobber

When you sit on a toilet and and your bait touches the water causing your knob to bob in the water

I hate taking a dump at Ians house cause whenever i sit down on his shitty ass ghetto toilet my junk bobs under water turning my gear into a toilet bobber

by chonger November 30, 2005

Toilet Birth

Description of disgarding of faecal matter. to dump.

Woman - "So after i've painted the living room, i'm going to arrange the...."
Man - "Hold that thought love, i'm just off to the chodbin to deliver a toilet birth"

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006

Toilet Reply

When you receive a message via cell phone or similar which is deemed low-priority, and which you delay replying to until you later use the toilet and have some time to fill.

*phone beeps*
"Oh, it's some guy asking about the party next week - I'll toilet reply to him after I eat this giant burrito."

by peanutismint July 9, 2009

Toilet Serpentine

The awkward yet curious movement you make while trying to find out who lies behind your closed bathroom stall door.

Joe: "Dude, if you didn't Toilet Serpentine, I would have dropped a massive butt nig while Mr. Crowers was in here."

by Tactical BJ May 31, 2010

Toilet Kiss

When you poop and toiler water splashes up into your butt hole.

I just took a poop and it gave me a toilet kiss.

by siriusblacktho December 23, 2016

paint the toilet

when such a shit is taken, that its gooeyness adheres to the outermost porcelain structure of the interior of the toilet bowl. see painting the porcelin

mother teresa ate a burrito and then it made her paint the toilet.

by toiletpainter October 1, 2010