Toaster Roasted

When a person roasts the absolute fuck out of you.

You are a slut. Bam toaster roasted!

by Emily Sutton August 2, 2016

loaf on toaster

its when toasters "toasts" the loaf slowly and nicely ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) so its basically sex

Loaf: lets do loaf on toaster bby
Toaster: okay loafie
then sex

by DehAlmightyLoaf July 24, 2018

Toaster Foamer

Someone who has a strong interest in toasters and foams at the mouth at the thought of them.

I was at the diner and I asked for my bread toasted and the waiter was a toaster foamer. And foamed at the mouth

by Simon8089 October 21, 2025

poppin' swags like a toaster

It's like poppin' swags, but like a toaster.

Person 1: I have swag.
Person 2: Excuse me?
Person 1: I'm poppin' swags like a toaster.
Person 2: That sentence didn't make me any less confused.

by Gangster Fart April 22, 2014

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by Checkmarkplayz March 1, 2023

toaster fairy

A Toaster Fairy, is when you pass out really drunk, sleep all night, and wake up with a horrible erection instead of a hangover.

"You hear my bro had a toaster fairy last week?"

by ToasterFairyEffect November 3, 2015

Toaster strudel

A very intense way of having rough hardcore sex

Aye bitch let’s toaster strudel

by Pappygottadigbick December 17, 2024