Jimmy:what are you doing?
Dad:don't worry I'm just giving you a toy*plugs in toaster*
Jimmy:what is it?
Dad:*yeets toaster*HERE YOU FUCKING WHORE
Dad:don't worry I'm just giving you a toy*plugs in toaster*
Jimmy:what is it?
Dad:*yeets toaster*HERE YOU FUCKING WHORE
by FUCKINGBITCH4206969666 May 27, 2019
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2. Hey Jim, if you don't get that bread by Friday, you're gonna get a toaster pulled on you.
2. Hey Jim, if you don't get that bread by Friday, you're gonna get a toaster pulled on you.
by Starwolf1464 June 19, 2019
Get the Toaster mug.Someone who hates puns and cannot take care of themselves due to extreme gamer-nerdiness.
Burnt, bitter and salty. It cannot be trusted around caffeine and it's unstable around bread. Always complaining about meat in It's teeth.
Burnt, bitter and salty. It cannot be trusted around caffeine and it's unstable around bread. Always complaining about meat in It's teeth.
by Smol_Spidey_Boi August 26, 2019
Get the Toaster Hoe mug.A toaster, many times confused with a toaster oven, is a magical box of metal with two slits it the top. After placing two slices of bread through the slits and waiting for a minute or so, will shoot out your bread magically in a new, cooked form. Goes delicious with butter and jam. (Preferably strawberry jam)
by Literally Just A Toaster August 29, 2019
Get the Toaster mug.Not to be confused with the Instagram filter called "toaster." This is a phenomenon that has been emerging on social media since 2013. An Instagram toaster is a slightly above average man or woman whose attractiveness is over-exaggerated by professionally taken Insta photos. Instagram toasters often have a large number of followers/likes on their photos, resulting in their egos to rise up and causing them to become wannabe Kim Kardashians. The women often draw on eyebrows that have been getting thicker since 2016 and have a face caked up with "natural" looking make up but actually end up looking like a pop tart that just came out of a toaster. Male Insta toasters tend to be straight men that aim to present as sensitive twinks. Something both male and female Insta toasters have in common is that they often love to caption their Insta photos with something seemingly inspirational, especially when their real aim is to actually flex, because they want to flex without making it seem like they are flexing. They also tend to take 100s of pictures in different exotic locations during a single day and post them periodically to make their lives seem more exciting than they actually are. Most Instagram toasters are in their late teens/early-mid 20s. However, there are Instagram toasters as young as 13 and as old as 35. They think they are semi-famous because of their attention on social media, although they don't realize how generic and common being an Instagram toaster is in 2019.
*Two teenage girls fooling around in 2026*
Muffy: *draws on thick eyebrows, contours nose, and puts on mascara and eye liner*
Caroline: Muffy, what the fuck? You look like you're an Instagram toaster from 2017. You've gotta be kidding me.
Muffy: *draws on thick eyebrows, contours nose, and puts on mascara and eye liner*
Caroline: Muffy, what the fuck? You look like you're an Instagram toaster from 2017. You've gotta be kidding me.
by MagicCarpLand September 6, 2019
Get the Instagram Toaster mug.A toaster thot is someone who is fake depressed and is a hoe. The toaster means toaster in bath tub.
Person 1: Why is Courtney acting so depressed all the time.
Person 2: Oh shes not actually shes just a toaster thot
Person 2: Oh shes not actually shes just a toaster thot
by Desthomes September 17, 2019
Get the Toaster Thot mug.A certain type of joint, rolled by one of your best buds, that is made from two joints papers, rolled expertly tight, and toasted with a lighter for minutes before being lit and smoked.
by Dick Tiddy October 22, 2017
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