by Malija ~ IG @thatfamouskid November 27, 2017
Get the God Churchmug. is when a fellow friend is wearing shorts (or pants, yikes) and sneaks the tip of his penis out the bottom of his pants..
used in the sense of a "made-ya-look" phrase
used in the sense of a "made-ya-look" phrase
by buttsAU May 24, 2018
Get the Church Mousemug. by NotLydia January 7, 2009
Get the church on the movemug. A habit of children and immature adults to find things with little or no comedic value hilarious when bored in church in order to entertain themselves.
A brother and sister are sitting in church, begrudgingly listening to a sermon until the preacher says: "god owns everything from here to Uranus.."; at which point the two children attempt to silence their uncontrollable laughter. These two kids suffer from church giggles.
by milvy April 28, 2008
Get the church gigglesmug. Church Boy:
a man with a small penis.
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Because he be praying to god you still want to get with him when you see it.
a man with a small penis.
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Because he be praying to god you still want to get with him when you see it.
by f.d.h. September 3, 2014
Get the church boymug. a method of birth control in which a natural method of birth control (avoiding ejaculating into the vagina after sexual intercourse) is resorted to and no contraceptives are used. Churches are against the use of contraceptives and hence the name. It is also called a rhythmic method of birth control.
by uttam maharjan September 26, 2010
Get the church contraceptionmug. Any well known or established location set up, designed or laid out for the sole purpose of riding Dirt Bikes, ATV's and ORV's. Typically a motorcross track, trails, supercross track or outdoor riding park.
Guy 1: Last Sunday some friends and I went riding. The trails were perfect.
Guy 2: Where did you go?
Guy 1: It was Sunday...We went to the Church of Dirt!
Guy 2: Where did you go?
Guy 1: It was Sunday...We went to the Church of Dirt!
by B Krause October 11, 2007
Get the Church of Dirtmug.