tit-whipped

A state, usually experienced by straight males, of being so totally engrossed in the contemplation of a lady's rather fine breasts that you don't realise that you've been completely taken advantage of. Usually results in a man's total compliance and agreement to anything.
A word-relative of pussywhipped.

"Why on earth did you agree to drive her all the way home?"
"Well, to be honest mate, I was completely tit-whipped at that point and would have said 'yes' to anything..."

by Francesca G August 19, 2007

Tit Factor

The power girl gamers possess to get ahead in a game by simply being FEMALE, usually seen in MMORPGs.

Foxi: Lolerz! Crusher just gave me 50g and a new sword because I called him honey

Bambi: Tit factor ftw w00t

by allrightynow January 17, 2008

Frisbee Tits

Breasts that are round yet flat, so much so, you could rip them off a woman's, and in some rare cases a man's, chest and fling them in the air like a frisbee.

Person 1: Yo, you see that chick over there?
Person 2: Yeah, Yoana S?
Person 1: Yup. She's got some frisbee tits. Don't mess with those.

by Dave Grey 14 June 1, 2014

tofu tits

Fabulous healthy square tits that guys can't help but wanna squish.

Dude did you see that girls tofu tits! They're fabulous and I just want to squish them!

by Starbucks&Uggs&Selfies4Lyfe November 20, 2014

Tatertot Tits

Tatertot Tits are defined as tits that are the average size of a tatertot.

Tits that have a strikingly similar resemblance to tatertots. Which is known as Tatertot Tits.

by Omg_savey July 12, 2016

Tits marmalade

Really cool, boss, wizard, wicked. Better than tits.

That fishing lure is tits marmalade.

by Mandingo's Rage August 30, 2013

Tit Picnic

The opposite of a sausage fest: a large gathering of girls with little to no male presence. Can be good or bad, depending on gender/sexual orientation.

Dude, you should have been there last night! We went to this party and it was like a massive tit picnic!

I was hoping to meet some cute guys at the Sorority-Fraternity exchange, but it ended up being just one big tit picnic.

by imaniv6 February 28, 2011