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Simons special sauce

a sauce made from centrifuged semen,pepsi max and mayonnaise. Can be purchased at certain lemonade stands.
always costs 9001$
Rob: hey nice lemonade stand, do you by chance have some Simons special sauce?
Mary:Well yes my good sir we certainly have.
Rob:Well may I ask how much it costs?
Mary:It's 9001$ dollars sir
Rob: fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
by Watho July 8, 2011
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Zachary Simon

Zachary Simon like men, therefor he is gay.
by hoodsuncobberdoodle October 29, 2019
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Simone Green

A young light skin girl with curly hair and glasses and she likes music dick and dogs AND CATS shes fun loving and careffreeee
Oh is that simone green? i heard shes single now! You should hit her up
by Dickheadzzzzzz January 24, 2020
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Straight Edge Simon

Someone that doesn't do drugs or drink alcohol
Dave: Is Larry coming to drink out for a drink
Daniels: Nah i think he's become a straight edge simon
by Conm January 16, 2021
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simone margaret lye

She is the best person you are ever gonna meet. She is sweet, smart, and very funny. Extremely beautiful. You cross her and you are dead. She can be the most annoying person ever. Sometimes she also has a problem noticing the most obvious things.

She loves to play sports and thinks she is good but always ends up losing!! She is a sour loser so let her win.
by _Ifyouknowyouknow April 28, 2022
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Simon Cowell Effect

This phenomenon involves the making of an extortionate amount of money from an individual or group of people with little or no discernable talent.
A: That Cheryl Cole is so popular...why do you think it is?

B: Must be the Simon Cowell effect....
by Supersare June 28, 2011
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Simon Kjaer

Sexiest Danish soccer player ever. :D Well, besides Tomasson and Bendtner.
Omg Simon Kjaer is so hot!
by SouthAfrica10 January 13, 2011
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